Black Ops One Liners

With all of us squabbling over certain aspects of the game, i though it would be nice to add a little humor to it by asking, "what funny one liners do you tell to kids who don't particularly agree with your style of game play?" Many of us stay down to various vulgar words and keep these witty little remarks to ourselves. This thread was made to collect and criticize these remarks for the sport of it, any productive additions will be loved and the unproductive... well that depends on the writers intent...  an example, although made up on the spot might I add is.
"would you like a gun with the noobtoube?"

Please feel free to make additions, hopefully better than the example...